Nor are we associated with kicks, kickin' back, kickin' ass (though we do take names), Kick the Can, Cans of Clausen Pickles, Vlassic Pickles, Milwaukee Pickles, that stork who brings the pickles, the Stork Club(tm), the Sweet Pickles children's series, Pickles the Clown, or anything else having to do with a pickle or pickles. Wait, does that stork even bring pickles? I'm not sure... Why else would they put him on the jar? Hmm. Now I'm confused. Well, in any event, whatever that stork does, we don't know him. So there is no likelihood of confusion between us and that stork, comprende? Or a Cucumber. In fact, we think cucumbers are really overrated. 384? 3? Seriously. |